Welcome to My World

(Source: ishallbeadisneyprincess, via captaincatwoman)

tfor2and2fort:

I HAD A DATE LAST NIGHT AND WHEN HE CAME TO PICK ME UP MY ROOMMATES DRESSED UP AS MY PARENTS aND QUESTtiONED and THREATEnED HIM, AND I DIDn’T EVEN KNOW WE HAD A PICK-AXE??? I’MM CRYINGGG.

(Source: adventuresinstorybrooke, via middlecase)

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

(via captaincatwoman)

Posted 1 hour ago

jensenlocked:

goddammit europe

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

theperksofbeingazayngirl:

i really don’t know whats happening so i’m just assuming its like this

(Source: theperksofbeingazayngirl, via deandraathenewgirl)

knittinqueen:

myfeelsareeverywhere:

looking for alaska is the best

Everything john green rocks

(Source: daydreamerandstargazer, via sosoonn)

fat-feminist:

genius-gills:

This is the best representation of this I’ve seen

ALSO: applicable to egalitarianism

(Source: cjguest, via heardthattheywalkamongthestars)

iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

(Source: folhadespaulo, via leonmcgann)

bumbleblaine:

i came home after a horrible day and my brother said that i’m going to be happy soon because Darren Criss is waiting in my bed and i thought he was joking but then

i’m so fucking done with my family.

(via quoth-the-ravenclaw)

Posted 2 hours ago

(Source: thingsorganizedneatly, via laazy)

adrianestpierre:

Gaston really is the most terrifying Disney villain because he could be anyone in the world.

(Source: thomasfinchmackee, via need2knees)

riddlemehiddleston:

quitcomplaining:

i have been laughing about this for eighty four years

(via middlecase)

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(via prouvaireing)

Posted 2 days ago

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via alexanderthesomewhatgood)

sherlockismysuicidenote:

slutsy:

i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread

this was his response

WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK

(via alexanderthesomewhatgood)

Posted 2 days ago