My Own Little Life.

I'm Eileen.
Welcome to my own corner or the internet. I'm just a teenage girl, with no interesting story or background. I have no idea what I'm doing half the time, but I enjoy the ride.
I love indie rock music, colorguard, my boyfriend, modern family, and photography. I'm always wishing.
BEACH TOMORROWWWW

BEACH TOMORROWWWW

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zimiestef:

shipocalypse:

2amwhodoilove:

sO I FOUND THIS ON THE SCHOOL I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO TILL I DECIDED TO TRANSFER’S WEBSITE AND

I

WHAT

whY CANT I STOP LAUGHING

omg

/what/

Oh my godddd

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jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

(via souldier0896)

Shall I compare thee to a summers day? No, a summers day is not a bitch.
Nick Miller, New Girl (via owlcitee)
yourkissyourcallsyourcrutch:

aubsticle:


OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED



HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE <3

How do you even

yourkissyourcallsyourcrutch:

aubsticle:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE <3

How do you even

keepingitconceptual:

hinoneko:

masterarrowhead:

the-natural-type:

thesupercoolamerican:

First rule of Tumblr role-playing:

This is your best friend ever right here ^
AKA the ability to make link posts into test posts. 

Forever reblog? Yes.

Reblogging so people shall learn of this beautiful feature.

Not just RP! You know that annoying thing tumblr does where it eats up all the previous comments on a thing? This is how you fight that.

Everybody. Seriously, just do this. Please.

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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

(via theangelshavemattsmithseyebrows)

  • one direction
  • two direction
  • red direction
  • blue direction
peetasfakeleg:

This is my favourite post, ever.

peetasfakeleg:

This is my favourite post, ever.

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  • Dad: you are's' 't' 'u' ...pid
  • Dad: there aint no such thing as a lady
  • Dad: son of a buscuit eater
  • Dad: hair shack baby!
  • Dad: MARYLANDS A STATE?!
  • Dad: im sorry sir, i de-shmuck you
  • Dad: i dont want a flippin tampon
  • Dad: who the hell do i wanna follow on twitter?! i dont care you just ate toast!
  • Dad: SILENCE...I KILL YOU
  • Dad: he was probably high on coke.. or HEROIN
  • Dad: its $3.43 at Scheets? YOUVE GOTTA BE SCHEETIN ME!
  • Dad: kiss my ass bitch (to the gps)
  • Dad: ill let you look out the wondow this ONE TIME
  • Dad: is there a button you HAVENT PUSHED
  • Dad: aye y'all got any grey poupon?
  • Dad: youre going to bomb the construction worker with a doughnut!?
  • Dad: I aint rollin no winows up if a bear comes
  • Dad: holy crackerlackin
  • Dad: SIR YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE PILOT CAR
  • Dad: what would a tarantula be doing in the air?
  • Dad: you know youre a redneck when you was your hands with febreez
  • Dad: dust is called dirt smoke
  • Dad: those birds downtown are called pigets
  • Dad: wwe just passed a billboard about AIDS!
  • Dad: Paul Revere was a pirate!